THE STORY SO FAR
— filed under: "things that started an argument at every thanksgiving" —
IN THE BEGINNING...
Before there was anything, there was GOD. One snap. First mover. Entire universe booted up from nothing. No compiler. No version control. Just vibes and divine architecture.
DAY 1
SNAP! ✨
WAIT WHAT?!
FOUR BILLION YEARS LATER...
A fish decides it's sick of swimming and grows legs. Then more legs. Then fewer legs. Then it's a DARWIN with a clipboard writing everything down. Mutation is just God's A/B testing, and nobody asked.
4B YRS LATER
THE ETERNAL ARGUMENT
Did something come from nothing? Or did nothing slowly become something through billions of years of trial-and-error? Both answers are insane. Both are kind of rad.
God says: "I designed every single thing with intention. Yes, including the platypus."
Darwin says: "The platypus is what happens when you don't design anything. Nature just... vibed on it."
→ PROOF: exists
→ PROOF: fossils
→ EVIDENCE: vibes
→ COUNTER-EVIDENCE: also vibes
THAT'S WHY THIS TOKEN EXISTS.
Someone had to settle this. Might as well be the internet.
Someone had to settle this. Might as well be the internet.
